60 - The String Trio

Previous session: 59 - The Price of Water

Investigating the Barber Shops
...

We rest until the next day...

We banter on how to proceed, and decide to stealth in.
Persy casts [Invisibility] on himself and Gemini.
Axel casts [Pass Without Trace] on the group.
Nesvalyn enables the Psychic Whispers for 6 hours.

[Stealth] We manage to get in stealthy?

We find the barber room, but it contains only a circle of mushrooms in the middle.

Persy
Guys, I hate to say this, but we might have to get though the circle of mushrooms...
Axel
I don't want to.
Nesvalyn
But also, is it active?

Axel goes downstairs to check what's happening, and finds a fully functioning and working barbershop, and heads back to the team.
Nesvalyn turns invisible and goes investigate the lab.
↪ [Stealth - Pass ✔] Nesvalyn manages to sneak through the room unnoticed.
↪ [Perception - Pass ✔] There's a much deeper buzzing sound behind door.
↪ [Investigation] There isn't seem to be any trap on the door.

Upon touching the handle to check if it's locked, he hears a voice.

Feminine voice
Excuse me sir, do you have an appointment?

Nesvalyn realizes he's not invisible anymore.

Nesvalyn
Oh, this is not the bathroom?
Barbershop employee
No, we don't have a public restroom. Do you have an appointment for your hair or...

She looks closer at Nesvalyn and observes him.

Barbershop employee
... a Transmogrification?
Nesvalyn
Transmog... what?
Barbershop employee
Transmogrified! Leaving your old body flesh to turn into a robotic body, like me!

Nesvalyn notices it's a Warforged saleswoman for the barbershop. After the short interaction (and being called ugly), we learn that the Transmogrification is free and anyone can take an appointment. After this new information, Nesvalyn manages to leave without rising the suspicion and continues the stakeout from the outside of the shop.
Honestly being called ugly and not a crystal monster, I'll take that as a good thing.

Persy casts [Detect Magic] while being above the lab, but it doesn't work.
Nesvalyn turns invisible again and waits near the lab door this time.
Before going fully loudly, Gemini will be a bait to get attention while Nesvalyn would open it. Gemini lifts up an item and throws it by accident.

Gemini
Oh, sorry!

[Performance - Pass ✔] Gemini gives the performance of a lifetime with her accidents, while preventing some events which would reveal the party's position, leaving everybody somehow injured, dizzed or blinded at the same time?
[Sleight of Hand - Unlocked 🔓] Nesvalyn unlocks the door.
The whole group reaches the door.

Nesvalyn enters first and notices two tables, with one having a body and the other one having a Warforged. But mostly he sees this whole figure, almost triangular in shape, and barely noticing the tips on their fingers.

Unknown figure
What are you doing? You can't do that now!

And by the moment Persy passes through the threshold:

Unknown figure
No magic allow-

And the lab explodes.
↪ [DEX Save] Gemini takes 60 30 Force damage, Persy takes 30 Force damage, Axel and Nesvalyn takes nothing as they dodge fully.
↪ [CON Save] Axel is throwing up.

When we're looking around, the lab is levelled, the roof has collapsed, showing that the whole barber shop blew up, except above the ruins a circle of wood, where the mushrooms are. The Warforged are injured, and the organics are sobbing and throwing up.
We see the triangle-looking entity corpse down, but there is no body inside it.
[Divine Sense] Nothing is detected.

Persy
Fuck! Nobody knows it was us! We can still go away while there's confusion.
Nesvalyn
One of us can still check the people while one check that figure.

Nesvalyn goes check that body while the other ones are healing the injured people.
↪ [Investigation] Nesvalyn finds the lab coat quite interesting. The torso appears empty, but when picked, it's heavy. When looking at the arms, there are two robotic arms with hands inside the lab coat. It's something with shorter arms operating this.
Persy finds nothing, but theorizes there's nothing and there's no tools to hold souls, thinking they are copies and not the original.
What if it was the case of Persy and there's two of them..? Could there be a "real" Persy out there?

After quickly bantering, we decide to climb up to that floating ground and step inside the Fey circle, where we're falling through planes, and finally arriving into this sprawling garden. Many mushrooms of different sizes and forms are present around us.
We recognize it as a Fey dimension place, as we have this similar feeling from Or's pocket dimension.

Exploring the Fey dimension
...

There are dozens of similar circles of mushrooms, leading to a central path in a garden, being our current destination.
Finally, we make it to a tree arch, as we step out at this giant tree sized mushroom, with built-in a treehouse. The ground around is built with gym equipment.
Sitting on some stools with backs turned from us is someone who seems to be crying, being consoled by two other figures.
Gemini let go a little cough as they didn't noticed us, and they turn to us, the three of them. They're all Fey in some kind, all similar looking, and similar to Or but with red hair.

Axel
I take that you three are the Barbers?
Barbers
Hey! You're the ones who blew up my lab!
Axel
It was accidental and correct, and I'm sorry.
Barbers
Why did you get in? It was locked!
Axel
We unlocked it, to get informations.
Barbers
What do you want to know?
Axel
We wanted to stop this operation as it used to be consensual, but recently people have been forced and kidnapped against their will.

As they're speaking, we're noticing that they're not speaking in unison, but they're bouncing the words around to each other.

Barbers
Hey!
We don't know about people who do their appointment.
We just cut them up.
Persy
Why then?
Barbers
Because it's fun!
Nesvalyn (mentally)
Don't forget the two types of Fey, it seems to be the kind to look down on us
Axel
How do you run that? Do you get any compensation for that?
Barbers
Yeah that's the money for the business.
Money are for the grown ups.
Axel
And you're just kids, I see.
Gemini
Who is bringing you these people?
Barbers
They bring themselves.
Axel
They can't all being brought themselves, as some of them got abducted and brought against their will.
Barbers
What evidence do you have of that?

Axel pulls out the logbook and points the names without the signature.

Barbers
Hey!
No fair!
You stole that!
Axel
We did that to prove our point.
Persy
And people were stolen as we suspected.
Barbers
It's none
of your
business!
Axel
We know it's the king, are they?
Persy
You should tell us, and everybody benefits from this.
Barbers
What's in for us?
Persy
Not being beaten the shit out! I've already killed the Prime of Selkies!.. well defeated them.
Barbers
Why did you killed our cousin?
Axel
Technically we didn't killed them, they're away from any living beings.
Persy
Most importantly, we defeated them!
Gemini
And I have their magic all over me.
Axel
The reason is behind that, we're capable to do that on the three of you. So people can get stop being transformed into Warforged when they don't want to.
Barbers
You mortals are concerned by your free will.
You have no impact.
Why should it matter?
Axel
Because it's that short that it's important.
Persy
Hey, but if my mortal life is so unimportant, it is really the case when one of us gets rid of one of you?
Barbers
You think it's because we're kids you can defeat us?
It's because we're kids that you bully us?
Persy
I'm not saying it's going to be easy, and you're probably at least a thousand years older than us.
Barbers
Once again
We don't see why we're involved.
Axel
You're the ones doing the operation!
Barbers
What's in for us?
Persy
Not being beaten to death.
Nesvalyn
That's probably not the way Persy...
Persy
Then sell your souls for a fragment of information!
Axel
That's not what we're suggesting.
Persy
Do something then! I'm going to break their knees.
Axel
It's still kids. Even for Feys.
Persy
I'm hanging on by a thread. Do what you must.

Persy goes to a sit in a corner nearby.

Axel
What do you want?
Barbers
Have any candy?
Axel
We can get some. I don't have some on me.

Axel creates food that looks like candy. They gasp and run to the pile, and Axel stops them.

Axel
After the questions. Then the candy.
Barbers
One question then the candy.
Persy
One question each.

They consult between each other.

Barbers
Ok, fine!
Axel
We're going to consult ourselves, is it fine?
Barbers
Fine.
Persy
You're too polite.
Nesvalyn
And wasted one question...
Axel
Who gives you the bodies?
Barbers
The bodies gives themselves
We already told you
And they walk into the lab.
Axel
Why were you hired?
Barbers
Because only Fey know how to do the transmogrification.
Persy
Then how do you do it?
Barbers
Mortals and their futile questions.
Persy
It was an extension of the question.
Barbers
Your questions are up!

They taste the candies, and they spit it right away.

Barbers
Hey! You tricked us!
Persy
So did you.
Axel
And it's perfectly fine candy. I never mentioned it was good candies.
Barbers
Ah.
These mortals think like Fey.
But do you think they bleed like Fey?

Persy is about to cast [Haste].

Barbers
Just kidding!

And they run away. Persy is about to chase them then gets back to the group.

Axel
It answers some questions. But if the bodies bring themselves, then how it's done without their permission?
Persy
Some kind of enchantment perhaps?
Axel
Regardless, we should take our leave.
Nesvalyn
Yeah, I agree.

We're about to leave, but we're interrupted.

Barbers
Hey!
You just arrived!
Why leaving so early?
Gemini
We're adults and we have places to be.
Axel
And we thought you didn't liked us.
Barbers
No we don't.
And you smell bad.
But.

One of them is standing in the way, blocking the exit.

Barbers
What are you going to give me for blowing up my lab?
And it's better not be stinky old candy.
Axel
I don't know.
Gemini
A bigger and better lab.
Axel
I don't think we can do that, it was a joke. What kind of thing would you accept in return?
Barbers
We want someone's head.
Gemini
Do you have someone in mind?
Barbers
You all have interesting heads actually.

[Sleight of Hand] Axel is trying to use a pseudopod look their head so this limb is cut.

Axel
Sure, I can offer mine, go ahe-

↪ [CON Save] Axel takes 8 point of dmg.

They collapse to the ground, the head shows back and their normal head reappear and they stand up again. The one in front reacts to the head getting back and Axel getting up.

Barbers
You deceived us!
Axel
You asked for a head, and I never said I wouldn't be able to regrow mine.
Barbers
We're surgeons!
And we know that Plasmoids having their actual heads!
And they can't live without it!
Persy
Fine! Do you want the actual head of a party member?!
Barbers
The deals' off now!
Persy
This is why I want to do my thing first. Do we want to fight now? I've been itchin'.
Barbers
We're just kids.
We don't want to fight.
Persy
If you're standing in the middle, we'll have to.
Barbers
Besides...

They make a pose, and with a flash of light, a very tall Fey is standing in front of us, with a massive buster Greatsword.

Unified barbers
Fighting is for grown-ups.
Persy
Finally!
Combat against the Barbers

[Round 1]
Axel attacks the Barber (crits for 17 dmg)
The Barber leaps back (AoO miss), then attacks Axel (miss) and moves more away, and poses still.
Persy casts [Haste] on himself, activates the Eldritch Maul, gets into range but is hit (takes 34 slashing but resists being buried [STR Save - Pass ✔]) then attacks the Barber (hits for 18 dmg)
Nesvalyn attacks the Barber (crits for 83 dmg and for 9 dmg) then breaks formation.
Gemini casts [Hexblade Curse] on the Barber then attacks (miss)


[Round 2]
Axel tries to grapple the Barber (Contest lost ❌) and attacks him instead (hits for 18 dmg), closes the distance and does an unarmed strike (hits for 11 dmg)

A puff of smoke gets out and the three barbers float above, looking more enraged like Red Caps and have sharped limbs instead.

The Barbers attack...
Nesvalyn (takes 7 dmg but doesn't bleed [CON Save - Pass ✔]),
Persy is pushed inside a mushroom and is bouncing between these ([STR Save - Fail ❌]),
Axel (hits for 20 dmg and doesn't bleed [CON Save - Pass ✔]).
Persy casts [Misty Step] to get out the bouncy mushrooms, and attacks the closest (crunchy crits for (at least 57 dmg and gives adv on the next attack)) then keeps going (hits twice for 52 dmg 💀)
Nesvalyn aims and attacks the one in front of him (hits for 39 dmg)
Gemini heals 7 hp from the death, then attacks the one near Axel (hits twice for 74 dmg)


[Round 3]
Axel attacks the one in front of them (hits once for 10 dmg)
The Barbers meet in midair and fuse, and seems shorter
↪[DEX Save] Axel takes 31 dmg (instead of Gemini)
Persy goes closer (AoO miss) then attacks him (hits thrice for 51 dmg)
Nesvalyn attack the Barber (hits twice for 39 dmg)
Gemini tries to hit the Barber (miss)


[Round 4]
Axel attacks the Barber (hits once for 6 dmg)
The Barber does a whirlwind as an attack.
↪[DEX Save] Gemini takes 33 dmg, Nesvalyn and Persy takes 16 dmg, Axel takes none. Gemini and Nesvalyn are knocked prone.
Persy raises his Defensive Field, then goes in melee range (AoO deals 30 dmg) then attacks (hits thrice for 53 dmg) who splits up and moves closer to a Barber.
Nesvalyn stands up and attacks the one near Persy (hits twice for 38 dmg 💀)
Gemini casts [Eldritch Blast] (hits four times for 34 dmg) and restrains the last Barber.


[Round 5]
Axel attacks the last one (hits for 11 dmg)
The Barber attacks Axel (hits for 27 dmg and doesn't bleed)
Persy attacks the last one (hits twice for 59 dmg 💀)